Santa Claus Death
Everyone knows that every year on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus gains access to people’s houses by sliding down their chimney. Not all chimneys are made the same, but in general, they are pretty tight spaces.
Santa is a big guy, though, so it’s a wonder how he manages to slide down the chimney with minimal effort. But if Santa could do it being as round and jolly as he is, then theoretically anyone can, right? WRONG. If you’re reading this, do not try this at home because the results may not work out in your favor.
